The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to grow boobs

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!