The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to be phone

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!