The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!