The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

thumb_up thumb_down -101

The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

thumb_up thumb_down -119

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -131

eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

thumb_up thumb_down -139

The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

thumb_up thumb_down +184

The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

i like pie.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to transform into yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The ability to read braile.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Power to not have any power.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -74

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to turn your head 360 degrees

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The superpower of having no superpower.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!