The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!