The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The Power to fart glitter

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!