The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the ability to darken darkness

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to read

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!