The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to see through air.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!