The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to see through water

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!