The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!