The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to be phone

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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black people

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The power to turn apples into pears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!