The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to be born.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!