The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the ability to see into the past

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!