the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to turn into paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!