The power to turn into paper

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to die on command

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to have a power.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!