The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!