The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!