Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!