the power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to create a meme

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to get foot-boners

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!