The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to die at will

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The power to watch womens basketball

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to be a human

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!