The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power die if you think.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to bi ugly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!