the power to send future you crazy

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to see through water

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!