The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Black power

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to write about power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!