The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to say i can bend you

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!