The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to speak braille

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The power to see into the present

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to read

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!