the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to post the same shit twice.

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

The power to uncontrollably go blind

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to see through air.

Facebook.

The power to write in invisible ink

the power to die....

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

The power of eating but only when you're dead

the power to see with your eyes open

the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

The power to sleep through a dream.

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!