The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!