the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The power to transform into air.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

thumb_up thumb_down +132

Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +118

the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power of bullet attraction.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

the power to shit shards of glass

thumb_up thumb_down +14

the ability to enjoy school

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

thumb_up thumb_down -56

the power to f**k your family all at once

thumb_up thumb_down -72

The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +153

the power to have no powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +143

the power to see through windows

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

thumb_up thumb_down +9

the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to swim on land

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to go blind at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!