The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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Smoke vision

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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meh.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the ability to see fairy's

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the power to never get spam

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!