The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to breathe

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!