The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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Imortality.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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Batman

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to understand irony.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!