The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to see into the present

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!