The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to die....

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!