The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Guys, it's over.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!