The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!