The power to fart at will.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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i like pie.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to do nothing

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!