The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to see through horses

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!