The power of being aquaman.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the power of being republican

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!