The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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the power to nit propely

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to die in one second

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!