The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The Power to die at will

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!