The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to speak Braille.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!