The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to fly into the sun.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!