Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to die on command

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!