The power to eat food

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to not have any powers

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!