The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

thumb_up thumb_down -60

I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

thumb_up thumb_down +109

the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power of creating poop.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

thumb_up thumb_down +69

turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to lick your own back...

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power spite flower

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The ability to make your text green on google

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!