the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Guys, it's over.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!