The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to resist trolling.

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power to fly only in the plane

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!