the power to speak in Braille.

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The ability to see through glass.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!