The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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Liam Brudenell

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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Power to not have any power.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!