the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to read braile.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to be phone

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!