Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to die on command

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power spite flower

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!