The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power to die at will

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to eat food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!