The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The powers of a burnt face

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!