The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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A power level of under 9000.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!