the power to make elton john gay

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!