The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!