The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to read

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to breathe

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to talk in sign language.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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black people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!