The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!