The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the ability to darken darkness

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to resist trolling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!