the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!